![belle-de-nuit:
me
[Image description: A panel from a vintage comic with two women in the street. ‘Patsy, what’s wrong?’ cries one. ‘Men!!’ says the other.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjqg1zz9u1qdv42bo1_500.png)
me
[Image description: A panel from a vintage comic with two women in the street. ‘Patsy, what’s wrong?’ cries one. ‘Men!!’ says the other.]
(Source: man-thing, via thecurvature)
humourless feminists
because feminists have no sense of humour
Received in the askhole, blogged as text post for your pleasure!
women currently do have equal rights as males, and are treated as equals in nearly all workplaces, now i say nearly all because there are some instances in which they are discriminated against, but i see women discriminated against less than men, by statistics. and because of feminism many football teams have been wiped off the map and most domestic abuse cases lean toward the female by default, its a bias, that is nowhere near fair for the men who didnt commit an act of violence. why do feminists go so far as to not only acquire more than what men have, but to take away from us?
You know what to do, folks.
![so-treu:
thecurvature:
BWHAHAHAHA.
(I am 12.)
i mean……..
[Image description: A panel from a vintage comic. Two people, one older and wearing a snazzy maroon gown and a lot of gold, with an imperious expression. The other is younger, with flowing blonde hair, a snappy blue dress, and an orange scarf. The background shows an epic staircase and a huge chandelier. The blonde person is talking: ‘Mother, you should choose your words more carefully! You cannot forbid me to do anything, especially where Dick is concerned!’]
Too true! You never know when Dick Cheney will pop up.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhdmavXAAa1qbcporo1_500.jpg)
BWHAHAHAHA.
(I am 12.)
i mean……..
[Image description: A panel from a vintage comic. Two people, one older and wearing a snazzy maroon gown and a lot of gold, with an imperious expression. The other is younger, with flowing blonde hair, a snappy blue dress, and an orange scarf. The background shows an epic staircase and a huge chandelier. The blonde person is talking: ‘Mother, you should choose your words more carefully! You cannot forbid me to do anything, especially where Dick is concerned!’]
Too true! You never know when Dick Cheney will pop up.
![emilyswash:
[image: an inception-like series of motivational posters within motivational posters. the original image is a beautiful blue lake surrounded by mountains and trees, with the caption “ATHEISTS / think this happened by chance one day”. the image and the caption are captioned by “CHRISTIANS / think a wizard did it”, then “LAKE LOUISE / MAN MADE lake in Jasper park (Canada)”, then “APPARENTLY MEN / are the only ones who make things”]
A HUMOURLESS FEMINIST RESPONDS TO A THING WHAT ZE HAS SEEN ON HIR DASH SEVERAL TIMES NOW.
bwahahahahah! yeah sorry everyone sorry. there were actually many possibilities for extra captions that ran through my mind, such as:
“RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S BELIEFS / over-rated”
“I’D LIKE A SOURCE / on this ‘lake louise’ thing”
“CANADA / we so fuckin’ pretty, you don’t even know”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfsj8eyYhS1qzmz7mo1_500.jpg)
[image: an inception-like series of motivational posters within motivational posters. the original image is a beautiful blue lake surrounded by mountains and trees, with the caption “ATHEISTS / think this happened by chance one day”. the image and the caption are captioned by “CHRISTIANS / think a wizard did it”, then “LAKE LOUISE / MAN MADE lake in Jasper park (Canada)”, then “APPARENTLY MEN / are the only ones who make things”]
A HUMOURLESS FEMINIST RESPONDS TO A THING WHAT ZE HAS SEEN ON HIR DASH SEVERAL TIMES NOW.
bwahahahahah! yeah sorry everyone sorry. there were actually many possibilities for extra captions that ran through my mind, such as:
“RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S BELIEFS / over-rated”
“I’D LIKE A SOURCE / on this ‘lake louise’ thing”
“CANADA / we so fuckin’ pretty, you don’t even know”
(Source: nuditea)
Marvel Comics’ take on feminism:
Haha “Let me explain a few things about sexism, gurrl”. Is the brunette supposed to be Kathleen Hanna?
Speaking of Emma Frost’s pants (Or lack thereof…)
[Image description: A comic!
Panel One: A woman in a tight bustier, latex stockings and gloves, and underpants, all black, is leaning against a doorframe with a defeated expression. She says ‘What am I doing here in this stupid place, in this stupid outfit?! Every instinct tells me it’s wrong. Lord, that man is so horrible!’
Panel Two: A closeup of her face, looking very sad. She continues: ‘How he stares, how he strips me, humiliates me!’
Panel Three: An overhead image of the woman striding into a dressing room, where another woman is standing. She says ‘Oh, Miss Frost! Don’t you just hate wearing these outfits!’
Panel Four: She’s slumped on a striped couch, while the other woman faces a closet filled with clothes. ‘I hate being gaped at, the Black King is so rude! Don’t you just hate this job, this place? I mean, the pay is obscene, but is it worth it?’
Panel Five: A closeup, seated on the couch and looking up with a look of entreaty. ‘Isn’t it all so sexist? I mean, shouldn’t we protest, on principle? It’s our skills, as servents, that should count, not how we look. I mean, am I right?’
Panel Six: She’s still seated, and now we are behind her, looking over her shoulder at the other woman, still browsing the closet. ‘Shouldn’t we stick together as women and refuse to dress like this?’ The other woman says: ‘What are you babbling about?’
Panel Seven: A closeup of the other woman’s face, viewed in profile. ‘Who do you take me for? Just another servant girl?’
Panel Eight: Another closeup, this time full on. Her expression is angry. ‘I am the White Queen! Yes, you wear that outfit, and men look at you, and it cheapens you!’
Panel Nine: The view pulls back, showing the White Queen posed in white lingerie similar to that worn by the unnamed woman. She is striking a pose and says ‘But when I wear it, it cheapens them. Let me explain a few things about sexism, girl. It’s all in what you use it for! The hellfire club reeks of desire and ambition for success and world domination.’
Panel Ten: A closeup of the White Queen’s face again, looking sultry now. ‘But it’s really about personal domination. My clothes are my battle armor. I dress to go to war! My looks and body are a weapon on par with a man’s fists!’
Panel Eleven: The other woman’s face, looking dubious.
Panel Twelve: The White Queen, now wearing a long cape, is standing in a dominant stance by the couch, one white-booted foot on the upholstery, while the other woman withers. ‘There is no such thing as sexism, unless you give them their power! No one dares look at the White Queen in that way! I fight my battles without getting a speck of dirt on my gloves, not a hair out of place!’ The other woman responds: ‘I just don’t understand! Why fight at all? Who would want that kind of power? You’re horrible! You’re all horrible here!’ The White Queen answers: ‘Idiot! Why do you think they call this the hellfire club?’]
Humorless feminism is running rampant on Tumblr! Watch out!
Obviously, this must be reblogged.
![queermovieman:
stfusexists:
geeksville:
fuckyeahdementia:
invisible wives
Relevant and lulz-inducing.
in·cor·ri·gi·ble
adj \(ˌ)in-ˈkȯr-ə-jə-bəl, -ˈkär-\
: incapable of being corrected or amended: as a (1) : not reformable : depraved (2) : delinquent b : not manageable : unruly c : unalterable, inveterate
Yeah, I think that’s a rather appropriate word in this situation. How depressing :(
[Image description: A LOL macro: A yard filled with upright vacuums. A glove protrudes from each handle. ‘Invisible wives,’ says the caption.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7otxq0Yx1qzmowao1_500.jpg)
invisible wives
Relevant and lulz-inducing.
in·cor·ri·gi·ble
adj \(ˌ)in-ˈkȯr-ə-jə-bəl, -ˈkär-\
: incapable of being corrected or amended: as a (1) : not reformable : depraved (2) : delinquent b : not manageable : unruly c : unalterable, inveterate
Yeah, I think that’s a rather appropriate word in this situation. How depressing :(
[Image description: A LOL macro: A yard filled with upright vacuums. A glove protrudes from each handle. ‘Invisible wives,’ says the caption.]
![emilyswash:
[image reads:
“once upon a time, men wore the pants, and wore them well. women rarely had to open doors and little old ladies never crossed the street alone. men took charge because that’s what they did. but somewhere along the way, the world decided it no longer needed men. disco by disco, latte by foamy non-fat latte, men were stripped of their khakis and left stranded on the road between boyhood and androgyny. but today, there are questions our genderless society has no answers for. the world sits idly by as cities crumble, children misbehave and those little old ladies remain on one side of the street. for the first time since bad guys, we need heroes. we need grown-ups. we need man to put down the plastic fork, step away from the salad bar and untie the world from the tracks of complacency. it’s time to get our hands dirty. it’s time to answer the call of manhood. it’s time wear the pants.
SHOP NOW.”]
dinokitten:
Am I a bad feminist for finding this bloody hilarious? Because I find this bloody hilarious.
are you kidding? this is fucking HILARIOUS. oh my gawd.
MEN EAT LETTUCE AND COFFEE-BASED BEVERAGES AND DON’T WEAR THE RIGHT SORT OF PANTS! IT IS THE APOCALYPSE! THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD IS TO BUY THINGS! I MEAN RECLAIM YOUR MANHOOD! THROUGH SHOPPING, WHICH IS MANLY AND SHIT!
dear. lord. so amazing.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la55rxn1nP1qbx9dmo1_500.jpg)
[image reads:
“once upon a time, men wore the pants, and wore them well. women rarely had to open doors and little old ladies never crossed the street alone. men took charge because that’s what they did. but somewhere along the way, the world decided it no longer needed men. disco by disco, latte by foamy non-fat latte, men were stripped of their khakis and left stranded on the road between boyhood and androgyny. but today, there are questions our genderless society has no answers for. the world sits idly by as cities crumble, children misbehave and those little old ladies remain on one side of the street. for the first time since bad guys, we need heroes. we need grown-ups. we need man to put down the plastic fork, step away from the salad bar and untie the world from the tracks of complacency. it’s time to get our hands dirty. it’s time to answer the call of manhood. it’s time wear the pants.
SHOP NOW.”]
Am I a bad feminist for finding this bloody hilarious? Because I find this bloody hilarious.
are you kidding? this is fucking HILARIOUS. oh my gawd.
MEN EAT LETTUCE AND COFFEE-BASED BEVERAGES AND DON’T WEAR THE RIGHT SORT OF PANTS! IT IS THE APOCALYPSE! THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD IS TO BUY THINGS! I MEAN RECLAIM YOUR MANHOOD! THROUGH SHOPPING, WHICH IS MANLY AND SHIT!
dear. lord. so amazing.
(via nuditea)
Fixed. :)
YES.
Image description: A illustration of a child seated at a table eating lunch. On the table, a lunchbox labeled with ‘Rita,’ a carton of chocolate milk, and what appears to be three cookies. The child is taking a bite out of a sandwich and giving some serious sideeye. A caption above reads ‘Like I give a fuck.’
The second image, provided for context, is the same drawing, with the original caption, ‘Don’t call me fatso.’
Image description: An 1851 Cartoon from Punch, headed ‘The Ladies of the Creation—Bloomerism’
A drawing of two women in a drawing room, one of whom is intently reviewing a piece of printed matter. They are both wearing full dresses.
Caption: No. I-Apropos of Bloomerism
Visitor (who is looking at the Print of the Bloomer Costume). ‘Well, now, upon my word, I don’t see anything ridiculous in it. I shall certainly adopt it.’
Strong minded Lady. ‘For may part, I so thoroughly despise conventionality, that I have ordered all my new things to be made in that very rational style!’
(Via The Sexist)
